Saturday, February 17, 2007

Chinese Food for the Chinese New Year


Happy New Year, one and all! It is now the year of the pig, as if you didn't already know that. Tomorrow (Sunday), is the big holiday which will see the general population of Seoul migrate out-of-town to visit their ancestors and bow. Over the holiday, the younger generation bows to the elders and then they eat a traditional rice-cake soup (rice cake looks like rigatoni, but it's damn chewy and made of rice) and then they all age a year. Everyone ages on the same day in Korea, which is why if you ask a korean who was born in 1990 their age, they will tell you they are 18.

Though most english villages and schools in Korea close to observe the holiday week, Suwon English Village is boldly staying open, though we do have Monday off. We didn't have much planned for today, so Mel and I decided to head into Seoul to find a Canadian-style chinese restaraunt that we'd read about. My favorite kind of food is chinese, and there are a few chinese restaraunts in every town at home. Being so close geographically to China you'd think that there'd be an abundance of sweet-and-sour chicken places in Korea, but there isn't. You actually can't even find sweet and sour sauce at the grocery stores, and you all know that's my dipping sauce of choice when french fries are around. Although some restaraunts here identify themselves as being 'chinese', the stuff they serve still looks a heck of a lot like Korean to me.


It was a pretty nice day... about 6 or 7 degrees, and I only wore a light jacket. I've never experienced February weather like this, for sure, though if it were even warmer I wouldn't complain! In fact, it's been so mild lately that we've noticed some green grass growing in the field by the school. Weird! So, back on topic- we set out on this beautifully mild day in search of a restaraunt called "Ho Lee Chow".


There are a few Ho Lee Chows in Seoul, so we decided to go to the closest one, which is in Seolleung. When we got off the subway and noticed the lack of people in the streets we got to thinking.... is the Chinese New Year the best day to find a Chinese restaurant that's open for business? Answer: no. The place was closed, just like every other shop on the street, so we headed back to the subway station in the direction of the one place in Seoul that refuses to respect any culture or tradition: Itaewon!


It wasn't too hard to find and it tasted so awesome. The service was quick and the prices were on par with what you'd pay at home. We had sweet and sour chicken, kung pow beef and some fried rice. I would highly recommend Ho Lee Chow if you're in Korea and craving some good ol' chinese comfort food.

Friday, February 16, 2007

Mapagi

Alright, I won't blame you if you can't watch the whole video. It's a little foolish. But evvvvverrrry week in drama class one of the kids inevitably wears a bald wig and they exclaim with glee: "Mapagi!!!". The entire class bursts out laughing. It's hilarious.

Why? Gag comedy, sketch comedy, silly body language, candid camera-style humour is all the rage here. One very popular TV skit stars four bald men, their names are all variations of the word 'mapagi' and the gag is that each man slaps his bald head slightly differently. My favorite is the second guy that comes out.

Which is your favorite mapagi???

****BONUS****

even a one year old baby knows Mapagi...


Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Living the dream

Shawn is "living the dream" with a new friend

Due to popular demand, we've updated the post! Yes, we've slacked off with the posting lately as there hasn't been much to report! We found out that Mike was staying another month at our school and that Chris is the new head teacher. In hindsight, I'm glad I'm not the head teacher since I've now realized that it would be a lot more to deal with in terms of negotiations and teacher-employer issues. But, I really don't care one way or the other, as I'm sure Chris will do a good job. I'm now teaching "Broadcasting" and "Post Office" in addition to my regular airplane, homestay, homeroom, drama classes. It's a really nice change and the variety makes all the difference in the world. The kids are nice this week, but I'm somewhat concerned about one of Shawn's students. She has big red rashes around her eyes (like a raccoon). If it's anything like pink eye, I'll be getting it! It's strange because I've never seen that before.

As for our social life, last weekend, we played nintendo with a few of the other teachers in our apartment; checked out out the other side of Suwon known as Youngtong-dong; went shopping in Myeong-dong and ate dinner with Dayna. During the week we usually go home and make something for supper. Then we watch tv on our laptop and go to bed! So you can see how we might not be inspired to post about our excitement-free weeknights. Of course, this weekend coming up is the Lunar New Year. As per usual, YBM will give us a long weekend (woo hoo!) followed up by a Tuesday-Saturday week with a one day weekend (hmmmph!!!). This is how they can avoid paying us "holiday pay".

What are our plans for the new year? We're gonna be "living the dream", as England Shaun always says. This of course, will include meeting up with Dayna, drinking our faces off in Seoul, and singing alllll night long!

Saturday, February 03, 2007

We Love Nintendo


Remember the time our Nintendo Gamecube caught on fire? Well, we ordered a new AC adaptor online and decided to try again. We had a voltage convertor, so what could go wrong? I'm not sure why, but it caught on fire again. Melodie was near-tears. We didn't use a voltage convertor the first time and I was sure that was the problem, but apparantly not. Well, this weekend we decided to go to Yongsan, Korea's crazy electronics district.

When we stepped off the subway train we saw this:



Men in computer costumes dancing around to "I will follow him". Priceless!!!


Black Market DVDs line the streets, and they're only $3 a piece for movies still in the theatre! We bought 3.
Street CD-R's anyone?

Yongsan is like a maze, with different pockets of the district specializing in different things. Some areas sell camcorders, some buildings are just full of cell phones. We walked over the video games section of town and found exactly what we were looking for: a korean gamecube! The price was 65,000 won which sounded well worth it since it came with a controller. Mel was smart enough to ask whether or not our North American games would work with the system, and unfortunately we were told they wouldn't. Then the guy had an idea, picked up the phone and told us that if we waited 20 minutes he could have a chip installed that would allow the system to play all kinds of discs. Sweet! When we returned, we happily forked over our won for a Gamecube with a funny little switch on the back to adjust the disc compatibility.


I'd also decided that I wanted to invest in a Nintendo DS, which is like the new version of the Gameboy, but with a touch screen. I wound up buying one from a guy that passed me a catalogue of games and told me he'd burn 20 games onto one disc for 200,000 won. Since the games are about 50,000 a piece and hard to find in Korea (Nintendo isn't popular here) I took him up on his offer. He had over 800 games to choose from and after making my selections he burned the games and I walked away with a DS and more games than I know what to do with. I'll be surprised if I ever buy another game!


On the way home we stopped in a little tarp-covered hut on the side of the road and ate some chicken balls, with some complementary soup for 2,000 won. It was very tasty and you could tell it was made with a lot of love. What a deal!

We decided to rush home, giddy to play our new video games. Unfortunately while we were passing the DS back and forth on the subway we went in the wrong direction and wound up halfway to the airport in Incheon! Well, we got off, got re-directed, and finally found our way back. It was a long, fun, expensive day and I can't wait to waste the rest of my weekend play Mario. It's been a lonnnng time coming!

Mutiny

There were signs even at the beginning...

Our head teacher's name is Mike and he is an odd man. At 40, he was the oldest teacher at our school, and having taught overseas twice before he was the perfect choice for head teacher. The role doesn't really have a lot of significance other than the fact that he had to MC morning assemblies, orientation and graduation. In turn he taught about a third of the classes we did so it was a cushy job, I think.

Before our school opened we spent a month in our freezing cold school planning and doing prep work. There were times that Mike would freak out over the smallest things, and he once stormed out of a meeting because one of the teachers turned the heat on. We didn't return to work for two days. He was always up and down. While we were hard at work making materials and powerpoints for our classes, Mike walked the halls grumbling about small details not being finished and just being generally unhelpful and negative.

On the third day the school was open he sent all the teachers an email suggesting that we quit, and gave us details as to how to do so. He loved to communicate by email (the day after we met him he sent us an email full of useful website links- including some porn links, "in case we got lonely"!) He also revealed that although he'd taught overseas before, he'd never completed a contract. Within days, teachers starting receiving e-mails calling them names, one email ordered a teacher to quit within three weeks even though Mike has no authority to suggest this, one male teacher got an email suggesting they 'hook up'!

One teacher discovered that he had a reputation in Seoul as being a creepy old man at the gay bars, who would sit at the bar, slamming back drink after drink while checking out the guys with a pervy look on his face. He wore tight shirts and his nickname was "wet suit"!! Hahahahahaha!!

In person he became ruder and ruder. He spoke in one word sentences or completely ignored you. His facial expressions were hateful. The way he spoke to our boss, Stella was disgusting. He talked to her with such contempt that it was amazing she hadn't bitch slapped him yet. His behavior around the kids got worse too. He bragged that he never learned any of his students' names, he screamed at them to "shut up" (inappropriate for any teacher anywhere), threatened to kill students and directed lazer pointers in their eyes to make an example of them. In their eyes!! And these were just the things we saw- who knows what went on when he was alone with them. Some of his students wrote on our website that they would never return to the school because of him. As our head teacher, he was supposed to be our role model?

Last month, the teachers staged an "intervention" with Mike. We wanted to deal with the issues as a group and not involve the YBM management. We wanted to be fair. I thought he took it like a man- it must have been embarrassing. He was quiet, he listened and he was humble. For a few weeks things seemed better. He talked to us, anyway.

Then it started again. We all got a couple of strongly worded e-mails. He grew silent and dismissive again. Old Mike was back. It didn't make any sense, because nobody had done anything to him. Monday afternoon he freaked out at Melodie minutes before her class because he couldn't see her in the hallway to dismiss her class. She was standing right there and that was not her fault. You could see the hate in his eyes. Nobody needs that minutes before a class. A few minutes later I went to Stella and set up a meeting.

We had a secret meeting in the storage room!! There are no cameras there LOL. I gave her the e-mails I received and a went over a list of concerns. The first thing she said (before I'd even said a word) was "He's so weird", so obviously she felt the same way we did. She apologized for not taking action sooner, but she didn't want to disrupt the group. She agreed that he was unhelpful and admitted that she regretted offering him the head teacher position. It was the e-mails that put it over the top for her, though. She went downstairs first, and I followed a few minutes later to be low-key about it.

About an hour later she came to me and asked me to tell her who should be the new head teacher. I was surprised. I just wanted her to speak to him, but it appeared he would be demoted. Then she asked if Dayna would like to come work at our school and it was obvious that Mike was going to be fired. Over lunch I told all of the teachers (to which there were many "yippees!") and we decided to nominate Mel and Chris to be the head teacher, and Stella could make her choice between the two of them. Dayna, of course, didn't want to move all the way down to Suwon, so we're going to be short a teacher for the indefinite future but it's for the best. We still don't know whether Mel or Chris will be the head teacher, but they'll both be great choices.

Oblivious, on Wednesday we got an e-mail from Mike in which he wrote that he "couldn't stand us teachers because they're young, inexperienced, unfocused and boring". Sorry for being so boring, man.

As far as I know, Mike was fired after work on Friday. I feel kind of guilty, but it was out of my hands, and I know he would not feel any guilt if it were me. In true Mike fashion, he spent his last minutes at work isolating himself in the corner of the faculty room, headphones on, laughing hysterically to himself at old Rat Pack skits. Annyong, dude.

Row Row Row Your Boat

One of the main selling points of our school to prospective students is the drama program. Our director really loves drama and thinks the program is pretty much the bees knees. Monday through Thursday each teacher works with a group of 15 students, and on Friday they put on a short play in english for the other students at the school. Sometimes it's cute, sometimes it's frustrating- it usually depends on the group of kids you have that week. We only have four or five different plays to choose from and I had done "Mud Puddle" for seven weeks straight, so I decided to write my own play to change it up for myself. "Mud Puddle" was a little too... conceptual. It was about this giant Mud Puddle monster that keeps getting a group of kids dirty. I found that the audience usually had no idea what the mud puddle was and it was hard to simulate a group of kids "getting dirty". The play I wrote is "Row Row Row Your Boat", which is so much simpler for the kids to remember, although I'll admit it needs a little work because it's probably a little too simple.

Anywho, Mel taped Friday's performance for me, so grab some popcorn and enjoy my masterpiece!

Sunday, January 28, 2007

James Brown Tribute Show in Hongdae

On Saturday Mel and I met up with some Suyu friends to spend the evening in Hongdae. Hongdae is probably the best place to find a bar in Seoul as the district is spread over many, many blocks and most of the buildings are bars. It's a happening area that is definately alive at night, with street vendors selling everything from mittens to food to binders well into the wee hours of the morning. We got there around 7pm so we had lots of time to look around, and lookee what I found...





And then around the corner we saw...




Don't stop there, here's number three...


This was the point when it started to get ridiculous...


And if you feel like treating yourself, there's a luxury Ho Bar as well:

We stopped for some street waffles at the recommendation of Christa and Ryan, and they were delicious. The lady made them fresh on the street, all while watching her favorite TV show and all for only 600 won (60 cents). I just so happen to have a video too:




Dayna posing with some typical Korean fashion. If I step off the plane in Halifax looking like either of those mannequins, slap me.


We went to a bar called Ta to watch a James Brown tribute show, because Kane (one of the Suyu teachers) was performing a set. Most of the acts only played one James Brown song, so the majority of the entertainment was original music. I really liked most of the bands that played, even the Korean-language music sounded pretty good. Of course there were bongos to amuse ourselves with too.

Here's a video of Kane performing:







After the show we went a 7/11 to get some snacks and Dayna got into a fight with a guy from PEI over potatoes. Then we all headed to a 'luxury' norebang to sing some kareoke. The above pic is us waiting for a room. It was a pretty nice place; they even served complimentary ice creams and pop. Unfortunately, it wasn't long before I crashed in the corner, sung to sleep by a kareoke lullaby. We took a cab back to Dayna's and spent the night.

On the way back to Suwon today, we stopped in Myeongdong and did some quick clothes shopping and I tried some clothes on in the most unusual fitting room. There was a head and some circuits on the wall:


Happy with our new clothes we headed home, and on the subway Mel was used as a pillow:


The end.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Bangkok or Bust


Our request for vacation time was just approved, so it's official: Mel and I are travelling to Thailand from March 10-18th!! Plans? Lay on the beach and ride an elephant. If we accomplish those two goals I will be completely satisfied.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Super Skiing Saturday


Last Saturday I went skiing with Sarah, Aaron and Shaun. We went to a place called "Pine Resort" about an hour bus ride away from Suwon. Here is my story:

7:00am- Woke up and had a shower. Changed into my best fleece attire and ate a few bananas.

8:05am- Met the others in the lobby of our building and headed out to catch a cab to Youngton-dong.

8:40am-Caught the free express bus to Pine Resort.


11:30ish am- Started skiing! Sarah and I took on "teacher" roles to help Shaun learn how to ski.



(Actually, it was more Sarah than me. I, myself, was secretly relearning how to ski since I don't ski that often!)

There were so many chairlifts there that we hardly ever found ourselves waiting more than 2 mintues to get on one! I had previously thought we'd wait forever.



1:00pm: After a few hours of skiing, we were really hungry so we took a break. We decided to try a Korean restaurant because the sign said "roast chicken". Well, wouldn't you know, we were given an "X" when we tried to order the chicken, then another "X" when we tried to order chicken skewers, then another "X" when we order pineapple rice. Eventually, Aaron and Sarah ordered some french fries and Shaun and I ordered a "cheese omelet". Unfortunately, the omelet turned out to be full of rice and covered with a gravy sauce. It was somewhat disappointing, but I guess I was just expecting something else. Oh well!!!

2:00pm-5:00pm: Many more hours of skiing. After a while I found myself getting faster and faster because I was getting lazier and weaker. I mean, your muscles hurt after 6 hours of flexing! I still feel the effects now!


Poor Shaun fell many, many times. But, he was very determined to ski down the slope once without falling. And amazingly, he did, twice!!!

5:30pm- We waited for our express bus....and waited....and waited....

6:00pm- We found out we had missed our bus and there wouldn't be another one coming until 10pm. Exhausted, we all agreed to get a cab back to Suwon.

7:30ishpm: We arrived back home with only a $32.00 cab bill split between 4 people!!! Not bad!

10:00pm: I fell asleep for 12 hours.
The end!








The Most Popular Song in Korea



...is a cover of 2000's "Maria" by Blondie. Everywhere I go I hear this song. The kids play it my computer class every day. There's a Korean-language movie that is popular right now about a young girl who becomes a popular singer... and "Maria" is the song that makes her famous. At least that's what I gather based on the commercial that plays 15 times a day on TV. I've seen it enough that I actually kind of want to see the movie. AND I like the song. Have I been here too long?

Enjoy! Mariaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........

Sunday, January 21, 2007

The Cut

Dayna and Ryan came to visit today, so we headed to Suwon station to pick them up as neither are aware of where we live. Our address is a closely guarded secret.


On the way to the station we witnessed this close parking job just outside of our apartment building. We took a cab to the station. We hopped in and I said "Hello, Suwon Station please" in Korean. Of course, the cabbie then assumed I could speak Korean. This was not the case, the conversation turned silent, and the radio volume was increased.


We showed them the amazing view from our roof. In this photo, the view is unfortunately obscured by Mel, Ryan and Dayna. We went to Mr. Pizza for supper so that Dayna could experience the deliciousness that is garlic sauce, and on the way home I tried to get a snapshot of her posing with the Galleria's so-five-minutes-ago Christmas display:

The first one turned out a little blurry...

The second one was a little Korean...
Third time's the charm.

We all tried to help Dayna use her Canadian debit card in the Korean ATM, and trust me it is a 4-person job.

When we got back home, Dayna was kind enough to cut my hair! I'd lured her to Korea for this purpose and was pretty excited.

Anyone need a bag of hair?


We topped the night off with a good game of Nertz, which was always a Suyu favorite, and you've likely read about the game in previous posts. Though we were clearly the underdogs, and though Mel and Ryan were admittadly cheating, Dayna and I won the game after a rocky start. Nertz tends to bring out the worst in people, as evidenced by Ryan's fist in the above photo...

And I know you're all waiting for this, the "after" photo... here it is... the grand reveal of.... my haircut:


Thank you DC, for once again bringing sexy back.

Friday, January 19, 2007

What Children See


Hello Brocolli-Teacher!

Teacher, you have small face.

We play a "True or False" game with the students every Monday and one of the questions is always: "True or False- Shawn-teacher has a perm". Most kids will answer "true" because if you are Korean and you have curly hair, you probably had a perm. Thus, for two weeks now I have been nicknamed "brocolli-teacher" although I would say my hair is much more cabbage-like.

Students tell Melodie multiple times a day that she has a small face. At first she was offended, but we have come to realize that having a small face is very beautiful and very desirable in Korea. Korean women can pay 10,000,000 won to have plastic surgery to make their faces smaller. The surgery involves breaking every bone in their face. Last week a rumor went around the school that Melodie's boyfriend was (U.K.) Shaun because she has the smallest face of the female teachers and he has the smallest face of the male teachers.
Little did they know that she was dating a melon-head!

Jamie, one of the Korean teachers at our school, measured that my body is approx. 5 times the size of my head- which is average. But Mel's body is 6 1/2 times the size of her head, which is makes her very very sexy in the la la land of Kimchi and Tomato Banks. I am, of course, feeling a little jealous.
And how many heads tall are you?

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

New Class


'Flipbook', a website that me, Mel and our friends in Fredericton used to use for fun, has just become a new class at our school! After tossing the idea around for less than 24 hours, we will now be offering 8 'animation' classes starting next week. The website is pretty easy to use if you want to check it out: http://www.benettonplay.com/toys/flipbook, I made the above cartoon in about 1o minutes. Go ahead, make a lewd cartoon- I know you want to.

Mel also managed to get rid of 'homeroom' twice a week. wOOt !

Monday, January 15, 2007

Rip Off

Walk around the streets of Seoul or Suwon and you'll see many familiar faces 'borrowed' for advertisements. I'm pretty sure that the offending businesses aren't paying any royalties, but they certainly are amusing. Enjoy!

Ghostbusters bar near Suyu station. Who ya gonna call? Beer!

I'd always pegged the Genie from 'Aladdin' as a drunk. Mmmmm Disney wine...


Popeye shopping in Itaewon, specializing in spinich and olive oil.

A mural of the Little Mermaid at Disney-rip-off, Lotte World. This painting was near the castle that looks just like Cinderella's castle in Disneyland. Meh, it was fun.

The infamous Suwon "Tim Hortons", which turned out to be nothing more that an overpriced bar/coffee shop with a stolen sign and broken hearts :(

The 'Puma' logo, redone for a bar named 'Buma' in Suwon. Such polite cats, pouring drinks for one another. We should check that place out, actually.

Of course, there are so many more examples that I don't have photographic evidence of, like the 'Old Navy' copycat brand: 'Young Army'. 'The Body Shop' is quite popular here, and right next door to every 'Body Shop' is the Korean version: 'The Face Shop'.

Maybe when I get back home, I'll start ripping off popular Korean brands for my new start-up business. Like the Tomato Bank.

Maybe not.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Thank God it's Friday!


We've been looking forward to this particular Friday for a few reasons:


1. Dayna's arrival to Korea, 2. It's a real 2-day weekend again and 3. The conclusion of the Team 6 from Hell.


We'll start with the negative: Yes, my team this week was incredibly behaviour challenged. One kid whose English name was "Mad" made EVERY teacher "mad". He got this name because on Monday's orientation when you give the kids a tour and they fill out their name tag, this particular kid made Chris very "mad" and he decided this would be a good name for him.


From the very first class I had with him, he was in my face, fighting with other kids and laughing if I got angry with him. So on my second day I decided to pull him and his two croonies out of class and I threatened calling their mothers. I pointed to the video cameras in the classrooms and I told them I could show the tapes to their parents. That seemed to calm them down for only the next few classes. So needless to say, the rest of the week was HELL. Unfortunately, the only real discipline action we can provoke is to give the students "Red Stamps", but after so many red stamps, this discipline doesn't mean anything. So I ended up kicking a few of these bad apples out of a few of my classes. I decided early on in the week to not let it bother me and to laugh about it. It's nice because I knew I wouldn't have to worry about it next week. So to conclude this saga, Mad ended up getting in a physical fight with a girl during the graduation ceremony and he was taken outside. I saw him crying when we left to go home. I hope he got what he deserved! What a week!




So right after work, Shawn and I left to get on the bus to Incheon Airport. It had been only 4 months since we'd been there, but we realized that we couldn't remember much about the airport. At the time, it had been almost 30 hours without sleep for us! At approximately 8pm, Dayna walked out.





She seemed better off then when we were in her position. She said she was able to sleep a little bit on the plane. We went to McDonald's and ate a few things. We gave Dayna a package with directions to the grocery store, an "I'm a vegetarian" card in Korean, a Bus/Subway Pass and our phone numbers. We got her on her bus and we got on ours. At approximately 11pm, we got back to our apartment in Suwon.



All in all, it was a pretty good day. We're excited that Dayna is here and we plan to take her around Seoul on Sunday. Yee!!!!!